Posted by Krista on April 22, 2014
Bartenders at the Sazerac Bar at the Hotel Roosevelt
I had no set expectations of food in New Orleans. Drinks, sure. I thought everyone would be wandering around with Hurricanes. Also, I thought I’d see a lot of women taking their shirts off on balconies. (Do not Google Girls Gone Wild.) And a lot of Ann Rice fans dressed like vampires. Those were my preconceptions.
But actually, New Orleans was a lot better than I imagined. Very good actually. It has this old/new thing going on and I kinda liked that. Here’s where I ate and drank.
Sylvain, 625 Chartres St, French Quarter. Mary on Twitter recommended this dark and romantic little gastropub and we were glad she did. Great, personal service and nice food. Then again, I think we were all starving so we would have eaten anything. But really, this was very nice.
Emeril’s Delmonico, 1300 St Charles Ave, Garden District. I made a last minute OpenTable booking and figured that while we were in New Orleans, we might as well eat at an Emeril’s restaurant. This was the surprise of the trip. I loved my spiced duck and our server was funny and personable. Also, the space was gorgeous. I would go back here. And no one said Bam! Yes!
Acme Oyster House, 724 Iberville Street, French Quarter. I took myself on a little oyster tour of the French Quarter one night. I didn’t expect to like Acme Oyster House. It’s loud, there’s neon, and there is a huge queue to get in. Plus, it’s a little dirty. And they skipped over me in line multiple times while they seated parties of two. (I hate that. How many parties of two do you have to seat until you seat the solo diner?) But my server Pam was fantastic…a true veteran…and the baked oysters were garlicky and delicious. Thinking back on all the oysters I ate, these were my favorite. Hot, garlicky and pure unadulterated fun.
GW Fins, 808 Bienville Street, French Quarter: I waddled into GW Fins after Acme and appreciated the change of pace. GW Fins is large and airy and quiet and the bar was empty when I arrived. I ordered some smoked oysters, which arrived almost poached-like, the shells piping hot. I took my server’s recommendation on the wine and passed an enjoyable 45 minutes chatting away about restaurants in New Orleans. It was she that sent me to R’evolution next…
R’evolution, 777 Bienville Street, French Quarter. Dark and rich feeling. Everyone looked expensive and slightly famous. I sat next to a journalist and his wife, who’s skin had been preserved through the blessings of modern medicine perfectly and eerily well. R’evolution served me their fire roasted oysters, but I think they had been left too long to cool before they arrived. Either that or I was still thinking about those oysters at Acme. I liked the ambience of R’evoluton and the service and the wine list, but the oysters left me wanting. So too the Death by Gumbo I had the next day. (Why I went back twice, I will never understand.)
Verti Marte, 1201 Royal Street, French Quarter: The woman who had had all the plastic surgery done told me to get a Po’Boy at Verti Marte. She had seen Angelina Jolie there once. (“Her arms are like toothpicks.”) So I dropped in in between tours and ordered a fried oyster po’boy and the guy behind the counter looked at me like I was 1. crazy and 2. speaking a foreign language. They get zero points for service here, although the woman at the register was nice. The sandwich though was delicious. Five or six really fat fried oysters and some delicious sauce and salad on a pretty good baguette.
Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone, 214 Royal Street, French Quarter. Everyone told me I would love it here. Everyone is wrong. This is a tourist trap. Sit on the carousel bar stools and watch the bar spin around. I left without ordering anything. Full of tourists.
Sazerac Bar at the Hotel Roosevelt, 123 Baronne Street. One of my favorite stops of the trip. I really loved the vibe and the fittings and the bar tender. Am I a sazerac fan? Probably not. But I still enjoyed my drink. Also full of tourists, but a different sort of tourist. Highly recommended.
At the end of my time in New Orleans, I found myself wishing I had more time to see and explore. It’s a unique American city. I put it up there with Boston and San Francisco as cities foreigners should really visit to get a sense of the different cultures of different places. You should go.
Posted by Krista on April 21, 2014
Somewhere in my late 30s, I became a fan of city tours. In the old days, I would just hang out with a guide book. But now, everywhere I go now, I look up all the city tours available and sign myself up for anything that sounds remotely interesting. BUT…the tour must be less than four hours long. I really lose interest at that point. Actually, I think that 2 hours and 30 minutes is my max…unless there is food and drink involved. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE STUCK ON A TOUR BUS FOR FOUR TO EIGHT HOURS. Here’s who I toured with while I was in New Orleans.
Ghost & Vampire Combo, French Quarter Phantoms. NOT RECOMMENDED. First, you have to go to a totally sleazy pub to meet the tour group. Not my kind of place. I mean, I like a dirty bar, but this was just awful and unsafe feeling. Then, our tour guide, Tess, was the most boring tour guide ever. She seemed annoyed to be taking us around and was just reciting things. A good tour guide makes all the difference. Tess was not it. This group is a machine…there were three or four tours that went out at the same time, given the number of tourists. I wish I had one of the other tour guides and desperately wanted my time back at the end of the evening. I remember nothing. $20.
St. Louis Cemetery #1, Free Tours by Foot: Recommended. Great tour guide (Elizabeth B) who was passionate about New Orleans and knew all the stories. And it’s a free tour, so there’s that. (I gave her $35 at the end because she was really good and knowledgeable and passionate and interesting.) You get a little New Orleans history, a little Katrina, a little voodoo, a little religion, a little Nicolas Cage. The one thing for me is that after 90 minutes in the cemetery, I was ready for a chance in scenery. This is a HIGHLY focused tour. But still short in comparison to what else is out there. And still good and interesting.
Drink & Learn New Orleans: HIGHLY Recommended. I really loved this tour. Our tour guide was funny and informative. She had all sorts of great stories about New Orleans and its cocktails. PLUS…you get a saddle bag of cocktails at the beginning of the tour. That’s the schtick…drink your cocktail while Elizabeth tells you the history of New Orleans as you wander through the French Quarter. In contrast to French Quarter Phantoms, the bar you start and end at during this tour is quite pleasant. At $50, this tour was worth every penny.
So…those are my tours…I’ve neglected food and drink though and hope to get to it in a later post!
Posted by Krista on April 20, 2014
I had a conference to go to in New Orleans earlier this month so I made a weekend out of it and stuck around. I had never been to New Orleans before and was excited to see what the city had to offer. Plus, at various odd times, the Floridian in me wants some Southern food. GRITS!!
Well, unfortunately for me, what the city had to offer that weekend was WRESTLEMANIA XXX. Yes, the 30th anniversary of Wrestlemania with Hulk Hogan coming out of retirement and everything. Wrestling fans from all around the world — who knew this was such a global empire! Hotel rooms were hard to come by, especially central ones. For my conference, I was staying at the iconic Hyatt from Hurricane Katrina. 1000+ rooms! And they couldn’t accommodate me for the weekend, just to give you an idea. So The Ritz it was. Not many wrestling fans stay at The Ritz, apparently.
Not that I was complaining, of course. You could do worse than The Ritz for a stay in New Orleans. Here’s what I liked and disliked:
What I Liked…
- The location…just two blocks from Bourbon Street, The Ritz was super easy to walk to/from with most of the things I wanted to do for the short amount of time I had. You might know I love walking, so this was awesome.
- The bar…live music most nights I was there! Great bands too.
- The spa! I didn’t use the spa for any beauty treatments, but after a day of a lot of walking, I really needed a hot tub. The Ritz has one! It was great. Although they wouldn’t show me to the locker room because I wasn’t using the spa so I had to get changed in the bathroom. Annoying.
- Room service. Biscuits and gravy for $10. Pretty fantastic.
What I Disliked
- The whole “you can have free Internet because you’re a Marriott Rewards member but only on so many devices” thing. I have A LOT of devices. Also, even though I was a Marriott Rewards member and I was supposed to get Internet for free, they still charged me for it so I had to deal with that at check-out.
- The distractedness of the check-in staff. It was like my desk clerk had memorized a script. It was off-putting. I expected better of a Ritz…something more personal and welcoming. He was talking so fast I had to ask him to slow down.
- The lack of security cameras. Maybe they were super-secret-hidden cameras but there were a couple of times where I came in off the street and there was no doorman to greet me. And no cameras. (Again, unless they were very well-hidden.) Call me a wimp but because New Orleans has its unsavory bits and there are A LOT of drunken louts, I did feel a little unsafe in and around the hotel at times.
Would I stay here again? Maybe. It was expensive. I was trapped into it because I booked my plane ticket to New Orleans before I booked my hotel room and when I booked the plane ticket, I didn’t realize that Wrestlemania was in town. I am sure there a are places to stay in New Orleans that are just as nice as well as cheaper, so I might look at those first before I commit to The Ritz again.
Posted by Krista on April 19, 2014
I just arrived in London this morning! Yes! I’m ridiculously excited. And the best part? I am not here for work! I am here for FUN. So I can just hang out all the time while I am here and wear big sunglasses all the time. Awesome.
For this trip, I experimented with something that I’ve always wanted to play around with: Hotwire. More specifically, I wanted to play with the “Secret Hot Rate Hotels” functionality. This is where you commit to an unnamed hotel during the booking process. You get a great rate in comparison to the hotel’s advertised rates, but you could honestly end up staying in Timbuktu and you need to be fine with that. You can read more about “secret hot rate hotels” over here on the Hotwire site.
Because I know London pretty well, I figured I had a better chance of this “unnamed hotel” thing working for me. I knew I wanted to stay somewhere in between Marble Arch and Shoreditch, and I knew my budget and was being pretty strict about it. So off I went. To be clear, for this first booking, I booked through Expedia, which uses Hotwire for its “unpublished rate” hotels.
- I focused on five-star hotels, just to be “safe.” There are too many definitions of what constitutes a four-star, whereas a 5-star is clearer.
- Then, I looked at areas and selected my favorite areas to stay in London: Mayfair/Piccadilly/Soho and then Hackney/Islington/Shoreditch/Whitechapel.
- Lastly, because I was wary this wasn’t going to work out, I limited myself to a 3-night stay so I wasn’t stuck somewhere terrible for days and days and days.
Boom. Expedia/Hotwire suggests a five-star property in Hackney/Islington/Shoreditch/Whitechapel. Expedia/Hotwire only wants $214.92 USD a night, including taxes and fees. I went ahead and jumped on it and immediately received an e-mail confirmation with the hotel’s name. I then went to the hotel site and checked the price there. If I had booked through the hotel directly, I would have paid $321.22 a night, including taxes and fees. So I saved one-third by using Expedia’s Hotwire service! Score.
Fast-forward to this morning when I checked into the hotel around 12:30 pm. The front desk tells me that my room is not available yet. I am a little bummed because I am tired and I really would like a shower. I make a comment about how beautiful the hotel is and how much I’ve always wanted to stay here. I take a few photos while she sorts out my room. Before I know it, I’ve been upgraded to a massive suite! I just checked the hotel’s site and these rooms are going for $393.84, making what I paid a 45.4% discount!
So this is all working out…for now. More to come when I talk about my second Hotwire booking, where things may not have worked out so well…but for now…for now, I am very happy. Happy to be in my 45% off hotel room after a great lunch at Song Que and a visit to the Oasis Exhibition and a general stroll around Shoreditch, and most of all, happy to be IN LONDON.
Posted by Krista on April 1, 2014
Although I loved my time in Vietnam, I learned a few hard lessons. Lest you make the same mistakes I did, let me tell you about my visa situation first and then share some of my other mistakes in other posts.
Should I get a visa on arrival in Vietnam? Or should I apply in advance for a Vietnam visa?
U.S. citizens, U.K. citizens, French citizens, German citizens and it would seem all sorts of nationalities need a visa to enter Vietnam. There are two main ways to obtain this visa: apply in advance to a local embassy or consulate, or go the “visa on arrival” route. Because I had to leave my passport at the Chinese consulate in Chicago for a few days to get my Chinese visa, I figured that for Vietnam, I would go for “visa on arrival.” I did some research, but apparently not enough. Because…
GETTING A VISA ON ARRIVAL IN VIETNAM IS LIKE STABBING YOURSELF IN THE EYES.
Have you ever tried to buy a train ticket at the train station in Italy while the Italians are striking? Go to a U.S. grocery store the morning of the Superbowl? Visit any post office around the world three days before Christmas? This is what it’s like to get a visa on arrival in Vietnam. Do not do this to yourself. Really. Don’t. Let me give you the logistics of my experience.
Firstly, IF you go the “visa on arrival” route, you apply for your Vietnam visa online in advance through a 3rd party provider. I used Vietnam-evisa.org and I had a good experience. It cost me $18 to use Vietnam-evisa.org. I submitted my application online at 8:28 a.m.m on Sunday, February 16th. I received my visa approval letter on Monday, February 17th at 4:26 a.m. which was earlier than they told me to expect a response, which was nice. (They had said Feb/18/2014 at 18:00 GMT+7)
No matter what, you will need two passport photos. Get those in your offline world.
The Vietnam approval letter is a bit strange in that you will get a letter that includes your name and a bunch of other people’s names from all over the world. My inner stalker kinda wanted to try to find them all on Facebook. OK, no problem. I can print all that. HOWEVER, also in the e-mail was something I missed. It said…
This link is for you to download and write down visa form at Airport: http://www.vietnam-evisa.org/template/document/formxnc.jpg
Yeah, I didn’t do that. So when I finally got to the window (more on that in a bit), I got sent to the side because I hadn’t filled out the stupid form. But here’s the thing…because I had filled out a form on Vietnam-evisa.org, I thought I didn’t need to fill out another form that included similar information. Call me a dumbass. I am a dumbass.
Here’s the part that I totally regretted later. On Monday, February 17 at 2:29 a.m., Vietnam-evisa.org emailed me and said this. (This is their English, just to be clear.)
Thanks for choosing http://www.vietnam-evisa.org/
After taking a long flight, do you feel very tired to get the line to get visa stamp at arrival airport?
You do not want to wait a long time at arrival airport to get line visa stamp, you want to get it ASAP and go to hotel to relax?
Many customers said that it is very uncomfortable to wait for a long time to get visa stamp because there are many people also get visa on arrival like them and it is also very hard to take back their passports because the differences about pronunciation
Many people is very confused at arrival airport in the first time they use visa on arrival because they don’t know where the Immigration Department counter to get visa stamp is
To avoid wasting your valuable time, especially after having a long flight or other personal reasons. We establish additional services to assist you at the airport when you arrived, and will bring to you with the highest satisfy. You are welcome as highest VIP person, and you don’t need to get line for pick up visa stamp at the airport, let our staff do it for you.
We offer 2 options for you to chose, and let us do the rest for you:
A. Fast Track at the airport
· Fast Track: Welcome and help to get visa stamp without get line. More details
· VIP Fast Track: Welcome and get visa stamp without get line at Immigration checking desk, then staff will escort you to luggage lounge and help you passing the customs checking counter, and after that we will take you to the car park. . More details
*** OK, back to me again ***
Yes! I was very tired! No, I didn’t want to get the line to get the visa stamp! No, I don’t want to wait a long time to get line visa stamp! Yes, I want to go to my hotel and relax! I want highest satisfy!!
But no…I didn’t pay for the Fast Track. I wasn’t highest VIP person. I did not use my personal reasons. I WAS NOT HIGHEST SATISFY!!!
Instead, I chose to STAB MYSELF IN THE EYES.
OK, so I got off my flight from Singapore in Ho Chi Minh Airport and me and a million elderly French hikers and a dozen or two total stoners in flowy pants and flip flops from all over the world all tried to get visas on arrival at the same time. Just like in Italy during a train strike or at a U.S. grocery store before the Superbowl or that day when you decide to go to the post office THREE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. It was chaos. I was lucky in that I had most of my information ready and got up to the window relatively quickly…but that’s when I learned I didn’t have that stupid form so I had to go fill that out, bring it back and wonder how the two guys behind the window kept track of everything.
And then I had to wait. And wait. And wait.
Then I had to listen to the poor Vietnamese woman try to pronounce all these Western names. And you know, the French only respond when you pronounce correctly, so that worked REALLY well (sarcasm font).
Tip: Make sure the back of your passport is easily recognizable. I’ve been a member of Global Entry for a long time, so I have the old CBP sticker on the back of my passport, along with a lot of general airline security stickers. The only thing that kept me sane was seeing my passport there on the desk and knowing that I was just waiting for them to call my name.
90 minutes later, I had everything I needed and the immigration queues had died down enough that I slipped quickly through. But they were a very painful 90 minutes and I really regret not paying the $40 for VIP Fast Track or even just the $20 for regular Fast Track. Also, by the time I got through to baggage claim, my suitcase was one of five sitting next to our baggage claim. Everything else — and everybody else — was gone.
So…Should you get a “Visa on Arrival” in Vietnam? NO. Apply in advance!! If I give you nothing in life, let me give you this. UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO STAB YOU IN THE EYES. (That is a joke. I would never stab anyone and especially not in the eyes.)
Or, well bring a good book.
Posted by Krista on March 30, 2014
Two weeks ago, I was hanging out at The Westin Bund, Shanghai. You know, like in China. Thanks to my Starwood American Express, I had enough points for three free nights. Not bad, particularly in an expensive city like Shanghai.
I’m a little torn about my stay here. On the one hand, I loved the staff and the facilities. The staff were cheerful, knowledgeable and helpful at all times, day and night. The facilities offered everything the modern business traveler could want: there were multiple restaurants, a dark and smoky bar, a nice food/wine shop, and a great gym and pool. Also, the hotel VPN got me around the Great Firewall of China, and I was able to access Facebook from my hotel room. And room service was relatively inexpensive. My breakfasts were about $10 USD, where the equivalent in the U.S. would be more like $34 USD. I should also note that the hotel’s location was great. Just a few blocks to The Bund (the riverfront) and a few blocks to East Nanjing Road, where all the shopping is.
But the room…the room left me wanting. The closet area was super dark and the shower boasted a light dusting of mold. Also, it cost $6.50 to launder each pair of my underwear. Many people would really be happy here, but it all felt a little…worn. Nice, but worn. Definitely in need of an upgrade.
Would I stay here again? If I had the points to do it, sure. But otherwise…maybe not. I’d look for something a little newer and nicer. So should you!
Posted by Krista on March 26, 2014
My friend Julie just celebrated the 19th anniversary of her birthday. What better way to celebrate than rent us all a house in Palm Springs, California where it is HOT and DRY and NOT SNOWING? We booked Villa Moda (pictured) through LuxuryRetreats.com and couldn’t have been happier with the price, process and the service. The first morning, we had a little trouble with the hot water and our concierge was out at the house in 20 minutes. I would definitely use them again. They have properties all over the world.
While we were in Palm Springs, we got up to some mischief and mayhem. Here are some of the places we visited that you should consider too:
The Spring Resort & Spa, 12699 Reposo Way, Desert Hot Springs, CA 92240: We loved the natural hot springs at this compact but peaceful little spa. I met an older couple in the 104 degree pool who had visited earlier in the week and liked it so much that they were back for another visit. The nine of us enjoyed massages, scrubs and other treatments with dips in the pools in between. Highly recommended.
In & Out, many locations: Double-double Animal Style. My first time. (Hey, I’m from the East Coast and live in the Midwest! I don’t get out west much.) Delicious. Highly recommended.
Copley’s, 621 N Palm Canyon Dr, Palm Springs, CA 92262. Dude, Cary Grant used to LIVE HERE. So that’s awesome. We sat around the fire and enjoyed our very inexpensive California sparkling wine. Definitely worth a visit. Although I did definitely feel young…
Trio Restaurant, 707 N Palm Canyon Dr, Palm Springs, CA 92262. Very welcoming to our large party. The food was good and the sparkling wine was VERY affordable. (God, I love California.) Popular with bachelorette parties, just so you know. Would I go back here? Maybe. But they did very well by us.
Birba, 622 N Palm Canyon Dr, Palm Springs, CA 92262. We had some competent cocktails here while I forced everyone to play a gazillion rounds of Heads Up on my iPhone. We had fun here. I’d go back.
Norma’s at The Parker, 4200 E Palm Canyon Dr, Palm Springs, CA 92264. What Norma’s lacks in taste, it makes up for in style. This place has a good vibe, but the food is just okay, in my opinion. I’d still go back just so I can feel cool. Robert Downey Jr. was arrested here, fyi.
Dessert Hills Premium Outlets, 48400 Seminole Dr, Cabazon, CA 92230: Prada! Gucci! Everything. Totally under construction so not very peaceful, but I think it will be awesome when it’s done. We enjoyed the ride through the dessert to the outlets and all the big windwills along the way.
I really enjoyed my time in Palm Springs. I would totally go back. You should too. And use LuxuryRetreats.com! (Seriously not getting paid or otherwise in saying that, just to be clear.)
Posted by Krista on March 24, 2014
Let me cut right to the chase. I loved this hotel. I loved my room I loved the staff. I loved the Club Lounge. I loved the location. My only complaint was that sometimes, the wifi was iffy. But really, this was a great hotel. With my Club Room package, I was gifted eight pieces of laundry for my stay. That alone made the Club Room worth it because if you’ve done laundry in a hotel lately, you know that eight pieces of laundry is basically like five hundred fifty million dollars. I am trying to think of anything else I didn’t like and I honestly can’t come up with anything. The safe was at EYE LEVEL. (I’m going to start a new movement…the “hotel safe at eye level” movement.) There was nightly turn-down service. Bottled water was plentiful, and the food in the lounge was absolutely fantastic. (And Vietnamese! Unlike my stay at the Sofitel Metropole in Hanoi, where they kept trying to give me eggs for breakfast and baguettes (not bahn mi) for lunch.) Is The Intercontinental Saigon super trendy? No. Is it super luxurious? No. But it’s pretty generally great. So if you’re looking for a business class hotel in Saigon, this is it! And book a club room!
Funny part…I asked one of my tour guides to take me for a fresh beer at a place where locals drink. “People who stay at the Intercontinental never ask to go for fresh beer,” he said. (Vietnam makes this beer every day without preservatives. It’s pretty cool.)
Posted by Krista on March 23, 2014
I spent my last night in Shanghai in my hotel room at the Mandarin Oriental Pudong. Shanghai’s smog had really gotten to me — my lungs were burning — and a 90 minute massage followed by a 90 minute facial had knocked me out. But that was okay. I sat there at the window and watched the boats go by and thought about the quote I’ve seen on a building in Chicago…a building somewhere around Lake & Wells. There’s a gold plaque at street level and it says “With gold, commerce was carried across the sea.”
Posted by Krista on March 19, 2014
I love visiting places (domestic or international) and observing similarities and differences. Here’s what I noticed and heard on the street while I was in Shanghai:
1. A good way to make money is to wait for the government to ask to buy your apartment. They are knocking down huge swaths of the city. If you’re lucky, they’ll knock down your building and offer you three apartments to replace your one.
2. Girls are wearing shorts (usually black) with black tights. With my love of black tights, I would fit in here!!
3. Boys and girls are wearing thick soled sneakers. I kinda like this look. While I got many compliments on my purple New Balance, they don’t have the sole (pun not intended) that thick-soled trainers do.
4. The pollution is awful. But it’s all relative. The levels I experienced during my visit were considered moderate…but they were the same as Paris these last few days!! (Hope you’ve been reading the news about the smog in Paris.)
5. Soup dumplings for everyone!! All day long! All night long!
6. It’s common to leave your hometown and open a restaurant in Shanghai, but leave your small children back at home with your parents.
7. Shanghainese are not poor. I saw more Celine bags (real ones) in Shanghai than I’ve ever seen in my entire life. If you know the bag I’m talking about…the one I lust over…it’s not cheap.
8. Shanghai is YOUNG. I rode the metro each day and the average age had to be 25.
9. Apps have made it nearly impossible to hail cabs on the street, especially during rush hour. Apparently the drivers receive a premium for picking up bookings via app so none of this cancelling your ride at the last minute or anything. (Like what typically happens to me in Chicago.)
10. There are multiple Apple stores — I saw at least three — and they are HUGE.
11. Crazy manicures are popular.
12. Tons of foreigners around, especially in Xintiandi.
13. Uber is in Shanghai! The black car service that is.
14. The metro is awesome. Modern, clean, well-labeled, cheap. I loved it. The People’s Square station is intense! Huge!
15. Taxi drivers all learned a little English because of the Shanghai Expo. They can do numbers, which is awesome.
16. Starbucks is everywhere.
17. Street food still exists and it’s awesome. (Sorry, the American in me can’t stop saying awesome.)
18. Napkins are hard to come by.
19. Smaller restaurants don’t seem to sell beverages or offer tea??! Still trying to get my head around this one.
20. Did I mention the pollution?
Posted by Krista on March 18, 2014
I’ve spent the last five days in Shanghai and loved it, although I feel like I’ve only just scratched the surface. In a later post, I’ll tell you what I did and what I saw, but in the interim, let me take a moment to self-reflect on both holidays in general and being an American tourist in Asia.
1. Even if you tell yourself you’ll go to the gym everyday during your holiday, you won’t.
2. Even if you think you’ll walk a lot every day of your holiday — more than you do at home — you won’t.
3. The more massages you get, the less relaxed you will become. (“This massage isn’t as relaxing as I thought it would be!”) There’s some sort of inverse relationship between number of massages and one’s ability to relax.
4. Anywhere in Asia, when you tell them you are American, they will say “And you’re a tourist?? You’re not here on business? We don’t get many American tourists!”
5. Every child in Vietnam and China can say “I am fine, thank you.”
6. iPhones are everywhere.
7. KFC is everywhere.
8. 4G is not everywhere.
9. They serve food on planes in Asia! Even when the flight is shorter than two hours!!
10. If you think global warming does not exist, tell me where the smog goes. And if you think pollution is not going to affect our bodies, spend a day walking around Shanghai and tell me what your lungs feel like at the end of the day.
11. Being on holiday makes me funny, like hah hah funny.
12. I’m so glad I went to business school 12 years ago and made friends with so many international people. It’s been great to meet up with old friends in Singapore and Shanghai and get the local scoop and talk about the good old days.
13. I miss international travel. London spoiled me for that. Sigh.
14. Foot massages are awesome. Inverse relationship between massage and ability to relax does not apply here.
15. The internet is everywhere! Even when you are behind the Great Firewall of China.
Posted by Krista on March 15, 2014
I just finished a three-night stay at the Sofitel Legend Metropole. The video will give you an overview of what my room looked like. (But note I am uploading this from behind the Great Firewall of China so I am not sure if the video will come through. It should, but I can’t see it myself from Shanghai.) Here are my pros and cons of this luxury Hanoi hotel otherwise:
- Lovely and plentiful staff for the most part. When I checked in, there were about 10 people waiting on me. It was kinda crazy. Also, I had my own BUTLER. So that was totally awesome.
- Great food. The afternoon tea in the lounge! The chocolates! The petit fours! And I don’t even like chocolate!! Amazing, really. Tears, actually. There was this one chocolate thing with cream inside and it was….it was…it was dreamy.
- Spa on site. I had a very nice 90 minute massage for about 90 bucks USD. I’m okay with a dollar a minute, although of course, I would prefer it to be cheaper.
- For a hotel of this caliber, the laundry service was CHEAP. $2.50 USD for underwear. That’s a good value, even though it still kills me to say so. Along with my Pringles Index (TM), I am also announcing the creation of the Drawers Index (TM). (This is where you report the price of your minibar Pringles and your hotel laundry underwear cleaning from various locations around the globe.)
- My personal butler organized a wake-up call for me for Friday at 6:30 am. Only problem? It came on THURSDAY at 6:30 am. “So sorry, so sorry.” Not a problem really because I was pretty much awake then anyhow — Asian jetlag is a killer — although then I got all worried that the hotel thought I was leaving on Thursday and not Friday so then I had to sort that out. Multiple phone calls, etc etc.
- When I was reviewing my departure with one of the lounge concierges, I was checking on how long it would take to the get to the airport and what time I should leave. She kept saying “You should leave 2.5 hours before your flight” and I kept saying “So I should leave at 7:50 am?” To which she would reply “No, 8:30″ and I was getting really confused. (My flight was at 10:20 am.) I must have said 7:50 am one too many times because she got more than a bit of an attitude with me to the point where I had to say, “Don’t get mad at me. I’m just trying to understand what you mean and it’s not adding up.” I finally got out a piece of paper and wrote it down to clarify, at which point she realized her mistake and was very “So sorry, so sorry.” But at a hotel of this caliber, she should not have an attitude. Also, once she agreed that I should leave at 7:50, she said “7:30, it’s safer.” BIZARRE.
- The lounge, for me, had too much European food and not enough Vietnamese food. I missed the mix at the Intercontinental in Saigon. (Review forthcoming.)
- Location: Although it’s a nice area to walk around, I think I would have preferred to be in the old quarter. I took a lot of taxis in Hanoi.
- Cons: Hermes bath products. I hate this stuff. Makes me smell too much like a dude. It’s all musky and shit.
So…would I stay at the Sofitel Metropole again? Honestly, probably not. I would want to try other places first. But if I found that those other places weren’t to my liking, I might come back here. The Club Lounge and the Spa were pretty great.