Plane Food, Heathrow Terminal 5
Plane Food
Wellington Road
Heathrow Airport
Hounslow TW6 2GA
Date of Last Visit: Saturday, September 5, 2009
The Victim: Me
The Damage: £20ish
The Background: I’m late. I’m never late. I had planned on a leisurely lunch at Plane Food before making my way to Berlin. But my own dilly-dallying plus London’s public transportation system gets me to the airport about 1 hours and 15 minutes before my flight. This is going to be quick.
Luckily, Plane Food is (like, totally) the first thing you see on the other side of T5′s security. (Assuming you’re not one of those Fast Track types.) I head straight in and am seated immediately. It takes a while for a menu to arrive, however. And there are lots of empty tables, and they seat me, the solo diner, in the midst of all the full ones. Geez now don’t I feel conspicuous…
They hand me the menu and IT’S DIRTY. Lots of grubby travelers have put their grubby paws all over it. And it’s a large menu. This surprises me. I expected Gordon to scale things back. But no…here, there’s lots of choice.
There’s also–if you look at that photo closely–a mandatory £1.50 COVER CHARGE. We’re in freakin’ Heathrow. Not Kabaret Prophesy. WTF?
The Food: I order the salmon fishcakes. They continue to seat people around me. They bring me the bread basket a couple of times. It’s good. I like the brown bread. Also, the wine list is very nice. Quite a good variety of grapes and regions. The best wine list I’ve ever seen in a Flughafen, actually.
So…there, above, are my salmon and haddock fishcakes, with harissa mayonnaise. And you know what? They’re GREAT. I’m really surprised by this. They’re really light, although they’re packed full of dense fish. Whoever is running the deep fryer knows what he’s doing. (Sorry, I spent way too many hours as a teenager working around a commercial deep fryer.) Really…the breading could easily have been a soggy mess or a brown and overly crispy mess. It’s neither. And the harissa mayonnaise is fantastic. Tangy, but spicy.
The Service: A little random. Nice, but it felt like fast food service.
I Appreciated…The Departures board.
The Verdict: Yes, I would go back here again. And I would have the fishcakes again. Honestly, surprisingly–and deliciously–good. I might bring some Purell though.
Sep 14, 2009
I’ve never eaten in T5 – surprising seeing how often I’ve been there this year. Will have to try…
Sep 14, 2009
Can’t wait to hear what you think of The Shy Chef. I want to book soon.
Sep 20, 2009
Well, it at least looks better than what I normally have eaten at Heathrow. I will probably give it a shot before my next flight. I always feel so weird eating in airports because I tend to be on my own and I would never normally go to a restaurant on on my own in the ‘real’ world.
Sep 20, 2009
I used to be weird about eating alone but not anymore…would much rather
have a great meal out by myself when I’m traveling for work than be stuck in
my hotel room with room service!
Oct 12, 2009
I have had breakfast and it was fantastic quick yummy yummy and the best bloodymary ever
Oct 15, 2009
Ouch. Sounds terrible. But still people recommend that I go there! I guess they don’t have much in the way of competition.
Oct 15, 2009
Actually, the food was pretty good, so I’d go back! It’s the supporting parts that were just maybe a bit weird.